esperata:

goshyesvintageads:

North Electric Co, 1969

That sure is a phone… wow….

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

midnight-sloth:

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

weirdplutoprince:

Happy Pride!! 🖤💜🤍 :D

balkanbitch:

I hope hobie says this in the next film

calvinandhobbescomic:

forthegothicheroine:

dathen:

Jonathan’s “even a prisoner has the protection of the law!” is such a little lawyer boy thing to say

#dracula#jonathan harker#*jonathan realizing he’s been kidnapped*#“you can’t do that that’s illegal”

via @general-sleepy​

barghesthowls:

Dracula comfortably in his “bedroom” chilling on his “bed” knowing well that the door has been locked and bolted for ages and then notices his plaything hovering over him

emerald-observance:

thegoatsongs:

The natural progression of reading the Dracula/Jonathan interactions

#love people reading Dracula and realizing Dracula sucks shit

It’s legitimately one of my favorite things about the Dracula experience. Like, sorry years and years of reinterpretations and assorted media analysis: that old man just sucks.

roachpatrol:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

#THIS IS IT#THIS IS THE BEST SPIDERS GEORG#EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

cogentranting:

Cyril Proudbottom (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)
2/10 His vacant eyes and grotesque proportions disturb me

The Headless Horseman’s Horse (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)
7/10 Stunning. Very dramatic. Powerful look. 

Major (Cinderella)
4/10 Cyril Proudbottom’s more distinguished cousin. 

Samson (Sleeping Beauty) 
3/10 There’s something not right about his face. I don’t trust him. 

Captain (One Hundred and One Dalmatians- movie) 
5/10 A solid design. Friend shaped. 

Captain (I don’t know- some 101 Dalmatians tv show it looks like) 
-30/10 Kill it now before it destroys us all. 

Frou-Frou (Aristocats) 
7/10 A perfect genteel lady. Loses points for inconsistency in the animation. 

Philippe (Beauty and the Beast)
8/10 I’d trust this horse with my life

Achilles (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
6/10 Respectable. Handsome. 

Snowball (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
10/10 The DRAMA. The expression somewhere between “evil” and “hasn’t slept in 4 days”. The HAIR. Perfection. Exactly the type of horse I’ll ride when I turn evil.

Pegasus (Hercules)
6/10 A fun design, lot’s of personality. But kinda gives off Frat Boy energy. 

Baby Pegasus (Hercules)
11/10 I’d die for him. 

Khan (Mulan) 
10/10 Look at those absurd proportions– the tiny legs and the huge barrel chest- amazing. 

Bullseye (Toy Story 2-4) 
4/10 Is he cute? yes. But as someone who has owned many toy horses in her life, this is not a toy horse I would be pleased with. 

This Bullseye Toy I found looking for a movie picture of Bullseye
-100/10 This thing IS cursed and we will probably all die for having seen it. But I’m taking you all down with me. 

Buck (Home on the Range) 
2/10 No matter what picture, no matter what expression, you look at this horse and just KNOW he would be so unpleasant to talk to. 

Blessedly, there is no horse in Chicken Little. 

Destiny (Enchanted) 
5/10 This is a Barbie horse and I swear I owned it. 

Maximus (Tangled)
7/10 A good design but too much dogness. 

Angus (Brave)
15/10 Everything that’s good in a horse. 

Sitron (Frozen)
11/10 He deserves so much better than Hans. Look at his kind eyes. This is a horse that will treat you right. This horse is the anti-Hans. 

Nokk (Frozen 2) 
20/10 WATER HORSE WATER HORSE WATER HORSE WATER HORSE!

This Horse I Assume Bruno Stole (Encanto)
9/10 He’s only there very briefly and I can’t even find a decent picture but he’s a very nice horse.